freedom costs money

Today i broke the common myth that no thing can be folded in half more than seven times. I folded soemthing eight times! I am a folding champion.

If you ask me i will do it again, i did not cheat of bend the rules in any way. We have been lied to!

Something has definitely changed.

And there is more to come

For a great many years now the Smokestacks and Vatican Jet have gone together live laurel and hardy, Mitchell and Webb, Bird and Fortune…

Hey, see that?
There’s blue flashing lights.
I can’t see, is there someone trapped in the cab?
Dunno, must have happened in the night.
There's no damage to the front
Someone must have smashed into the back

Seeya Tone, it was… errr, frustrating, disappointing, embarrassing, terrorising, cringe worthy, irritating, wasteful… yes wasteful… you had a mandate to change the country and you did fuck all with it, Brown got some good ones in but all you’ve done is sell off our infrastructure bit by bit… Now FUCK OFF!

For too long have we atheists been made to suffer for our beliefs… we are forced to pander to people who don’t want us to shop or cook on Sunday’s, people who attack our theatres and our playwrites, try to influence our television programming, control our media and put religious programming on always when I’m about to wake up.

Change my name.

Finish something I started.

Be proud of something I did

Meet the perfect woman

Start something I can finish

Run a Marathon

Truly create

Learn something new

Change someone’s life for the better

Action Item

Best practice share

Resource not people

Commitment not debt

Input/Output

Contact your administrator

Contact the credit reference agency

Committed not bankrupt – Above and beyond

Recycling plastic people.

Riding to work on the cows we eat for tea

Share our homes

Don’t bury the bones

Newspapers for doormats

Run to the shops – compost lunch

Accept death

Try to explain why something is wrong –

Once more my demonic cycling persona is loose on the roads of Leeds, but notably more cautious, i have learned some important lessons...

One way street are to be treated with a level of respect... people pulling out tent only to look one way, despite the fact that even pedestrians can go two ways...

Today while traslating things on the web, i made this...

Last night when I threw a gelatine of series of fire large rose to my giraffe to the fish in the betoniera and is escaped. Therefore I have it covered in the jam and it sold it to a weird man that it smelled of onions.