Good Sir Johnny's blog

8 times...

Wed, 03 Jan 2007 18:00:00 +0000

Today i broke the common myth that no thing can be folded in half more than seven times. I folded soemthing eight times! I am a folding champion.

If you ask me i will do it again, i did not cheat of bend the rules in any way. We have been lied to!

VJ and the Stacks - the end of an era

Sun, 15 Oct 2006 17:06:59 +0100

Something has definitely changed.

And there is more to come

For a great many years now the Smokestacks and Vatican Jet have gone together live laurel and hardy, Mitchell and Webb, Bird and Fortune…

Gouls on the Bus

Fri, 06 Oct 2006 19:52:02 +0100

Hey, see that?
There’s blue flashing lights.
I can’t see, is there someone trapped in the cab?
Dunno, must have happened in the night.
There's no damage to the front
Someone must have smashed into the back

Gone By November

Wed, 06 Sep 2006 19:38:19 +0100

Seeya Tone, it was… errr, frustrating, disappointing, embarrassing, terrorising, cringe worthy, irritating, wasteful… yes wasteful… you had a mandate to change the country and you did fuck all with it, Brown got some good ones in but all you’ve done is sell off our infrastructure bit by bit… Now FUCK OFF!

Let My People Go...

Wed, 16 Aug 2006 15:25:40 +0100

For too long have we atheists been made to suffer for our beliefs… we are forced to pander to people who don’t want us to shop or cook on Sunday’s, people who attack our theatres and our playwrites, try to influence our television programming, control our media and put religious programming on always when I’m about to wake up.

List Me - Build a House/Paint a self-portrait

Fri, 26 May 2006 13:49:07 +0100

Change my name.

Finish something I started.

Be proud of something I did

Meet the perfect woman

Start something I can finish

Run a Marathon

Truly create

Learn something new

Change someone’s life for the better

List me - no meaning

Fri, 26 May 2006 12:19:01 +0100

Action Item

Best practice share

Resource not people

Commitment not debt

Input/Output

Contact your administrator

Contact the credit reference agency

Committed not bankrupt – Above and beyond

List me - Global fuzzy feeling

Fri, 26 May 2006 08:12:58 +0100

Recycling plastic people.

Riding to work on the cows we eat for tea

Share our homes

Don’t bury the bones

Newspapers for doormats

Run to the shops – compost lunch

Accept death

Try to explain why something is wrong –

White Van Drivers Beware... Johnny's Back

Fri, 03 Feb 2006 12:45:04 +0000

Once more my demonic cycling persona is loose on the roads of Leeds, but notably more cautious, i have learned some important lessons...

One way street are to be treated with a level of respect... people pulling out tent only to look one way, despite the fact that even pedestrians can go two ways...

Lost in translation

Wed, 25 Jan 2006 14:45:43 +0000

Today while traslating things on the web, i made this...

Last night when I threw a gelatine of series of fire large rose to my giraffe to the fish in the betoniera and is escaped. Therefore I have it covered in the jam and it sold it to a weird man that it smelled of onions.

Stop everything, ITS HERE!!!

Thu, 12 Jan 2006 11:06:40 +0000

Oh...

My...

God...

It's Clerks 2!!!

Stone Age

Mon, 02 Jan 2006 11:53:49 +0000

I am returned!!! Back from the nether regions of the yorkshire dales... and returned to fast internet, no more leaning round the back of the computer to wind it up when the page with a small picture on it takes three days to load up...

Sainsbury's and Jerry Springer

Thu, 08 Dec 2005 15:49:25 +0000

Upon latest news on the Jerry springer Saga, i sent the following comment

I was extremely surprised to find that you have removed the above title from your range. I regularly use your store in Leeds and my household has in the past use'd the excellent delivery service.

Good money after Bad.

Mon, 05 Dec 2005 12:57:13 +0000

Something occured to me in a very real way today.

It was this.

Why the fuck am i renting?

No really why, it makes no sence...

Logical progression.

I'm going to have to buy a house...

Confessions of a Weirdo

Tue, 29 Nov 2005 11:51:20 +0000

What does it mean to be weird? Odd? Too Much? Quirky? Intense?

I don't...

Wear a mack,

Follow children...

Breast oggle, (any more than my reflexes inflict on me)

hang around in the bra sections of Department stores...