spider song

'Spider Song' was co written by Kieran White (Will from The Smokestacks' girlfriend's son) at the tender age of 7. What a future this boy has! The track is performed by The Smokestacks and is track 3 on the demo 'Ray Stubbs'.

Creeping and crawling around the house
Spinning their webs they don't make a sound
Why are you so afraid of spiders?!
They only gobble up the insects they've found
You really shouldn't worry
You're not about to die
They don't want to eat you
Because you're not a fly
Spinning and spinning and spinning
Their webs
Have you seen the spiders that live in your head?!
You sit there screaming or whack 'em with a brush
You're in such a rush to turn spiders to mush
That you're just being silly
And now you know why
They don't want to eat you
Because you're not a fly
In houses and gardens
All over this town
It's true there are many spiders to be found
But the spiders round here aren't likely to kill
To find ones that do why not go to Brazil?!

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Child genius

Can't believe I've only just found this! I'm a terrible arachnophobe and this makes me feel thoroughly silly and ridiculous. Marvellous stuff. I'm putting it on my wall. This kid's gonna be rich.

update


It must of course be added that the girl in question is now my ex girlfriend. So if you're reading this and you're female, attractive and rich the door is now wide open.