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i made a boo boo so you've all had to live with out fcm today, sorry folks.

I've also had to disable public comments as there's a security vulnerability in the content management software fcm runs on.

I'll try to update fcm later in the week to fix this

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Security Vulnerability

I feel unsafe, what sort of vulnerability?

Are the children safe?

should I be wrapped in foil for added protection and freshness?

Who created this vulnerability?

Will there be more of them?

By Good Sir Johnny at Wed, 06/07/2005 - 07:36 | login to post comments

Terror

Is it the terrorists?

I'll ask again in five minutes just to make sure you notice the prescience of my remark. I could also have some people shouting in New York accents the question "what the hell's going on here?" to emphasise the sense of confusion.

That's so wierd, the wind is blowing TOWARD the storm!

Eddie the Gent

By Eddie the Gent at Wed, 06/07/2005 - 08:07 | login to post comments

Shocking realisation

Then Max leans backs and says we haven't seen anything yet, shows us films of vulnerabilities, stalking the internet in great lines, vapourising websites that lay in their path.

They come down in the lightening!

In the end we find that we have taken refuge in a basement with a crazy person, and he starts to dig a hole.

By Good Sir Johnny at Wed, 06/07/2005 - 09:01 | login to post comments

A Mirror and a Shoe

We can confuse these threats with mirrors and shoes. And if those cunning tools of trickery fail we can always chop them up with an axe.

Then, later, we can shoot some rockets at them and they'll be sick all over the car park because they've got a nasty summer cold and somebody who we all thought was dead will turn out to be alright and annoy us all because his story was bound to have been more interesting than the one we were compelled to watch.

If only Tom Cruise could have been vapourised. But then I suppose he's too small to easily hit and the Martians could have mistaken him for a squirrel.

Eddie the Gent

By Eddie the Gent at Wed, 06/07/2005 - 09:37 | login to post comments