Actual definition of God - no cop out!

This is something I came up with. A distinguished associate was a huge factor in this definition. Not to hype it up too much but this philosophy is actually an optimistic form of existentialism.

God is...

Wait for it...

You know you want it...

God is luck, perfection and coincidence.

Think about it in terms of etymology and carpe die,.
That's what I did.
Also....anyone of you ever tried Tenerife rum? tastes like chicken and telephone ice cream. And anyone who gets that reference gets a big sloppy kiss.

Seriously consider it tho. If that is all there is to God then we are all free!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kafka for president. Licentious little consumptive.

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Told you

I think I'm going to found a religion.

I shall only tythe eight per-cent...