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Good money after Bad.

Something occured to me in a very real way today.

It was this.

Why the fuck am i renting?

No really why, it makes no sence...

Logical progression.

I'm going to have to buy a house...

EEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeekkk!!!

deep breath, pant into paper bag...

but no, really...

I'm employed, securely, i'm reducing my debts. next logical step, buy house.

Buy house with more than one bedroom so i can have lodgers, mates live with me and thusly... suppliment mortgage, and therefore, imporve and add value to my property.

or something.

But no really, i know someone who just bough one so step one, consult them...

TBC

By Good Sir Johnny at 05/12/2005 - 11:36 | Quest for Property | Good Sir Johnny's blog

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Johnny, esq.

You will be able to select lodgers by merit of their asthetic value.

Picture the scene:

Yes my dear, I'm afraid the lock on the bathroom door does have a bit of tendency to spring open like that, just as I'm passing with the camera, and yes I'm afraid it does need to be incredibly warm in here - I have a respiratory problem - wouldn't you be much more comfortable if you took that off? No, we can't afford another chair, but you're quite welcome to perch upon my knee...

And so on.

By Eddie the Gent at Mon, 05/12/2005 - 12:02 | login to post comments

Johnny's house of Sin

hmmmm, possibly the installation of high quality 'surveilence' equipments will be required. 'It's only for your safety my dear...'

I need to talk to my aquaintence who has a completion date.

But he is buying with partner, so joint mortgage... i would be solo...

By Good Sir Johnny at Mon, 05/12/2005 - 12:48 | login to post comments

House of the rising pun?

I think you and the Gent should co-habit as life partners. Having just heard the sheer vicious comic torture that is the other people.. and almost set myself back several years of careful toilet training in the process...I think it would be a fine and twisted organism that emerged from such a house once your lease was up.

They were more gin tha men when we found them...

Incidentally, I've noticed that Eddie says a lot of things in the same tone of voice as he says 'That's right Miss Crumpet....just keep thinking about the future...'

By Taki at Tue, 06/12/2005 - 14:59 | login to post comments

More Gin Than Man

I want it on my headstone.

By Eddie the Gent at Tue, 06/12/2005 - 15:32 | login to post comments

Crumpet

What,'just keep thinking about the future'?

or more Gin than man, i now have WANT GIN over my desk in magnetic letters at the office... he-he

By Good Sir Johnny at Tue, 06/12/2005 - 16:40 | login to post comments

tramp and tonic

Would this be a bad time to point out that it did originally say minging tramp? Mortgages are not scary - I have a mortgage and my mental age is 4 and a half. You do not have to be a grown up, anyone can borrow money - even Used Cars Salesmen.

By Purple Jef at Tue, 06/12/2005 - 17:25 | login to post comments