White Van Drivers Beware... Johnny's Back

Once more my demonic cycling persona is loose on the roads of Leeds, but notably more cautious, i have learned some important lessons...

One way street are to be treated with a level of respect... people pulling out tent only to look one way, despite the fact that even pedestrians can go two ways...

Lane changing is to be done with a cautious confidence... expencive bikes are treated with more respect than bad nasty things from Halfords...

4X4s are EVIL, with bulls bars, why??? how many fucking cows are you gonna find round leeds except the onces behind the wheel...

Oh i'm back, i'm angry... and i'm I have a new Bike called Judy which i'm probably going to marry.

Comment viewing options

Select your preferred way to display the comments and click "Save settings" to activate your changes.

Punch

Should we call you Punch, now, then?

Look out for that crocodile - he'll have your sausages.