FCM is stuttering back to life

or it may just be the coffee

it should work now, in the loosest possible sense. when you find something that's broken/doesn't make sense then please email me and given enough time and coffee i'll sort it out.

one day

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Bar Codes

I have scanned your bar-code and found it to be for a 1 litre bottle of gin. Is this symbolic of something or is it serendipity?

It all looks very nice, anyway.

I would say that the grammar needs attention, though. I'd be quite happy to go through the pieces and correct them before you put them on the site if you'd like me to. I could use my red biro and write "see me" everywhere. Thrilling.

Also, I'm not anonymous - I'm Eddie the Gent.

ted

that's my muse

it works in odd ways, i think it may be telling me to go have another gin and tonic.

what is this "grammar" you speak of? i thought it was a school, perhaps you should consider a job in local government if you want to improve it

NEVER!!!!

My grammer is a testament to the flaws and hangovers of 18 years of Tory Government.  And a floppy (yes i mean floppy) attitude to education over the last thirty years.  just think;  If they tought grammer in school i might know some.