Cab - Innit?

The Cabinet So Far

Prime minister: Gordon Brown
Chancellor: Alistair Darling
Foreign Secretary: David Miliband
Home Secretary: Jacqui Smith
Health: Alan Johnson
Schools and children: Ed Balls
Justice: Jack Straw
Commons leader: Harriet Harman
Defence and Scotland: Des Browne
Int Development: Douglas Alexander
Work and Pensions: Peter Hain
Northern Ireland: To be confirmed
Cabinet office minister: Ed Miliband
Culture: James Purnell
Transport: Ruth Kelly
Lords leader: Baroness Ashton
Attorney General: Baroness Scotland
Environment: Hilary Benn
Chief Whip: Geoff Hoon
Industry: John Hutton
Duchy of Lancaster: To be confirmed
Housing: Yvette Cooper (tipped)
Communities: Hazel Blears (yes, String ‘em up, tag em, then tattoo a barcode their arm and call the anti-Tony (and that’s just grodon) Blears is the one who make us all love oneanother and unite, presumably, against her)

Sourced from the BBC, FCM is obliged to point out that if you want real news with actual content and focus and balance, then you have not been reading enough Murdoch press or watching enough reality television, the terrorists have won and you are threat to your own freedom may Hazel Blears have mercy on your soul!

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Balls, Blears etc.

The minister for school has a silly name which would surely make kids snigger...

And Blair's vicious terrier Blears survives to live, all be it in a rather odd role of Community Secretary... presumably she is minister responsible for mob beatings, lynchings, crack addiction, protection rackets and door and window grills… Minister for segregations and mistrust… Left behind by Tony in order to sabotage Gordon’s plans from within…